Monday, June 3, 2013

The Baby Show: Fear of a Gray Hat


Players: Brad, Gus, Hope
Location: Kitchen, getting ready to go out.

Brad puts on a extra large knit cap and pulls it over his eyes, playing peekaboo with Gus.
Gus laughs: {That's delightful!}
Brad turns to Hope to play peekaboo
Hope blinks several times, begins to turn red, tears form
Hope: {WHO ARE YOU? WHERE DID YOU TAKE THE SILLY LARGE MAN? ARE YOU THE DEVIL!? SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME!!}
Brad takes off cap. Hope continues screaming and turning bright red. Brad picks her up and tries to console her.
Brad: "Are you okay? It's fine, I'm here."
Hope slowly calming down: {There you are, I thought the grey, no faced devil had gotten you. That was close.}
Brad: "Where you scared of the hat or the peekaboo?"
Hope: {Wait, what?}
Brad: "Here, I'll put just the hat on, right on my head, no peekaboo. Remember, it's me the whole time, you're okay."
Brad puts on cap.
Hope immediately screams like she's being stuck with pins: {AHHH, WHERE DID YOU GO, THE GREY HEADED DEVIL IS BACK. HELP HELP HELP HELP.}
Brad pulls off cap: "So you are afraid of hats?"
Hope: {What's a hat?}

(Original Posting of 5/14/2013)

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