The Baby Show: Appropriate Terminology

Players: Brad, Gus, Hope, Ruby

Location: Outside the garage

Ruby: "I want my bike"

Brad opens the garage

Gus: {Ah, the room of sharp object, poisons, and flammable liquids. Excellent!}

Brad: "You stay out."

Brad grabs Ruby’s bike and an outdoor walker for Hope

Gus: {To the street!} runs down the driveway

Brad runs after him, grabs his chubby hand and leads him back.

Brad "stay in the backyard."

Gus: {You sir have no sense of adventure.} picks a dandelion and sticks it in his mouth.

Ruby: "I want my big wheel."

Brad gets the big wheel and closes the garage. He puts Hope in the walker.

Hope: {I be walkin’!}

Brad: "I wouldn’t call what you are doing walking."

Hope: {What’s this thing I'm in?}

Brad: "a walker."

Hope: {and what’s on my feet?}

Brad: "Shoes"

Hope: {and have I moved?}

Brad: "2 inches, backward, when Gus pushed you out of the way so he could eat some moss."

Hope: {Don’t make me no never mind. I be walkin’, fool!}

(Original Posting on 5/14/2013)