Sensitive Geek Man: Poetry Day ~ Joel's TV

About 10 years ago now, I went with some friends of mind to the house of a young man by the name of Joel. We went to watch some Epic movie.  I want to say it was the first LOTR, but I'm not sure.
Anyway, we walk into his house and do the normal hello thing, shook hands, met his wife. It was a normal, recent college grad, house in the Chicago suburbs: not too big but nice. It was well put together, but nothing really stood out. It was simple, but tidy.
Then we went into the basement to watch the movie.

And there it was. The single largest TV I had ever seen. This is at the beginning of the larger, flatter TV craze, and this TV was NOT a flat screen TV.  It took up one entire wall of his basement. It was seriously immense.

So immense, that the next day I quickly jotted down a silly little poem about it's largess. It isn't a complicated or deep poem, it is just meant to be fun.  I hope you like it.
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Joels TV

Joels TV

Joels TV

I could hide in joels TV

with several others there with me

while I stretch out in joels TV

Joels TV

Joels TV

Clouds my soul in deep envy

From orbit I still could see

The pixel count of Joels TV

Joels TV

Joels TV

Larger than a redwood tree

Come and scale its screen with me

And see the sights from Joels TV

Joels TV

Joels TV

Wonder what sights we shall see

And what far off Kingdoms that there be

From the top of Joels TV

Joels TV

Glorious be

The vast expanse laid before me

Wider than the deepest sea

Is the scope of Joels TV

Joels TV

corrupted me

and Sent me on a shopping spree

to try and match the travesty

of the price of Joels tv

  

Joels Tv

Joels TV

Larger than mine eye can see

The picture it conjures up for me

And displays for all to see

Joels tv

joels tv

with furlongs measered it should be

and not by inches stupidly

as is done with mortal TV

Joels TV

Ruined me

For any lesser teleV

Could never offer the shockingly

Deep delight of Joels TV