Sensitive Geek MAN: Poetry Day ~ Menu by PETA

The last poetry day seemed to sort of work, so i thought I would do it again.
Now, I don't foresee this being an every week sort of thing, so don't get to attached to that aspect.
Also, I am going to continue the thoughts from yesterday in my post tomorrow.

Meanwhile, I apologize to vegans and vegetarians for this poem.

Menu by PETA

If I’d my way

Then everyday

I’d eat the meat of caribou

And tie my fate

Onto a plate

Of lightly roasted kangaroo

I’d think it fine

To nightly dine

On duck billed, web foot platypi

Upon some beast

I’d daily feast

To satiate my appetite

My vulgar pride

Cannot abide

To consume the non-quixotic

I’ll not be filled

Unless what’s killed

Is endangered or exotic

So serve to me

Some chimpanzee

With baked white-breasted guinea fowl

Some animal

Unusual

Like basted breasts of spotted owl

More pleasure does this fare allow

Than lowly, unprotected cow