Arena:
Baby Backpack
Round 1: The appeal "Hey (insert Baby name) wanna go in the
backpack?"
Hope: Blinks, kicks legs.
Gus: "BAPPAK!" Runs to wherever the backpack is.
Winner: Gus
Round 2: Being placed in the Backpack
Hope: with the exception of leg control, goes into the backpack easily and fits
snuggly.
Gus: wiggles and thrashes like a freak, in an attempt to get into the backpack
faster, which is actually counterproductive.
Winner: Hope
Round 3: Ease of carrying
Hope: Weighs the same as a feather pillow
Gus: bones must be comprised of depleted uranium
Winner: Hope
Round 4: Longest Duration in Back Pack without completely losing it
Hope: no more than 45 minutes.
Gus: 3.5 hours
Winner: Gus
Round 5: Weapons Employed against Host (Brad)
Hope: Razor Nails and Banshee Scream
Gus: Ear Grabbing and basic bludgeoning.
Winner: Hope
VICTOR: HOPE!
(Original Post: 5/23/2013)
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