Round
1: Size
Gus: 100% in both height and weight (Less than 3 ft, 30 lbs). Bones potentially
made of depleted uranium
Baby Huey: Bigger than a full grown adult.
Winner: Baby Huey
Round 2: Strength
Gus: Strong, for a baby. Strength increases when placed in Baby Back pack.
Baby Huey: Stronger than most full grown adults.
Winner: Baby Huey
Round 3: Zoological Classification
Gus: Homo Sapien
Baby Huey: Anas platyrhynchos domestica
Winner: Gus
Round 4: Typical Dress
Gus: Various animal or automotive t-shirts; blue or gray pants, shoes that look
like taxis.
Baby Huey: Blue Bonnet, Blue shirt, Diaper.
Winner: Gus
Round 5: Existence
Gus: real
Baby Huey: Cartoon, not real.
Winner: Gus
Victor: Gus, the real human baby
(Original Post: 5/27/2013)
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